raigeki55:

princetaylor:

catupthetree23:

good lord.

i asked for ice cream not a sword

#forged in the fires of mount vanilla/chocolate swirl

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catp0rn:

i will sit here. yes, here seems like a good place to sit.

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xanthene:

time-lord-on-baker-street:

I didn’t even think I’d get 1..

me

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Just wait till my stepdad gets home. He’s going to wish Taylor was still in the shower. Now he has creepy Dave to look at when he pees. 

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i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

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enormouspenisproblems:

How To Pronounce Penis

lordoftheinternet:

if there’s one thing text posts have taught me it’s that i am not a funny person

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• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

soujizz:

thats

thats quite a discount

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bobtheowl:

Hey guys, guess what?

Abortion isn’t murder! Who would’ve known?

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